Tagged - Questions from the Past/Future

That Bitch Fille tagged me. LMAO. Thank you. It takes my mind off other matters.


*What side of the heart do you draw first?

Left - doesn't everyone?



*Can you dive without plugging your nose?

Nope, it was a source of great amusement to my family throughout my childhood but at least I can dive. Used to swim for the school and it was such a pain trying to synch my nose pinch with the whistle. I hate jumping in feet first and have always refused to.



*What color is your phone?

Silver and black brick. I hate it. 18 month contract expires in a couple of months tho so next month I shall be in the shop trying to find a nicer one.



*Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?


The more I think about this, the more I realise that I wouldn't like to be tied to anyone for that length of time. I like to poop in private. Oh, alright, I suppose if I absolutely have to answer, it would be Brad Pitt in that cute little leather number he wore for Troy.



*Where are you right now?

At the computer trying not to feel sick.




*How do you feel about carrots?


Not a very satisfactory dildo. I far prefer a good cucumber. Oh, you didn't mean...




*How many chairs at the dining room table? 6



*Who is the best Spice Girl?

I've always liked Posh. She's a good Essex gel like me.




*Do you know what time it is?

Just before 3pm







*What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?

Remain calm for a while and then..... PANIC!!!!!!




*What's your favourite kind of gum?

Yuk, nasty stuff. But if I absolutely have to Wrigleys Spearmint.





*T or F: All is fair in love and war?

False. There are always codes and standards of behaviour that need to be adhered to.




*Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to?

I'm very anal about words. If I don't know the meaning or someone questions my use of it, I have to look it up and then I will use it ad nauseum...




*Do you like to sleep?

Mmmmmmm, especially with Ruf.




*Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?

Don't be ridiculous, I'm from the UK. We have British Summertime or the other one - Greenwich Mean?



*Do you know the song Sugar We're Goin' Down?

Yes, yes, yes. It was actually one of my favourites for a while. Fall Out Boy.

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it






*Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?


I'm not sure I even know what one looks like. Yellow is not my fave colour. Id far prefer a nice black BMW Z3 or Audi TT.




*What's something you've always wanted?

A sports car.... or a man who knows how to love me without being told.







*Do you wear a lot of black?

When I'm dressing up to go out, yes. It's the only colour that goes with white.




*Describe your hair.

Bobbed. Very short at the nape of the neck and longer at the front. Brown with blonde highlights so the overall impression is blondish. I arrive at Ruf's looking pristine, within minutes he's turned it into a tangled jbf (just been fucked) mess.




*Are you an adult?

Well I thought I was until this week where I seem to have been caught out like the most immature teenager.





*Who is/are your best friends?

They know who they are.




*Do you have a tan?

I wish! I'm so white I've given up trying, I only go red and peel so I'm fostering that Nicole Kidman transparent look and wearing factor 60 sunblock.







*Are you a television addict?

Used to be before I discovered blogging. Anything Star Trek or Stephen Bochco, the original CSI and Boston Legal I still make time for.







*Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?

Not really. Sometimes I feel like I'm her mother.





*Are you a sugar freak?

Nope. Can go without chocolate, cakes and sweets for months or years. Despite my name, I'm more of a savoury snacker :) My weakness is potato salad and sausage rolls, steak and kidney pudding or roast lamb with roast potatoes and gravy. Mmmmmm.





*What is your favorite movie?

Always loved the Sound of Music and there are several other films that if they're on, have to be watched even though I know them word for word - The Terminator, The Long Good Friday, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Jaws, Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan.






*What's your sign?

Like Fille, I'm an Aries. Adventurous and energetic, Pioneering and courageous, Enthusiastic and confident, Dynamic and quick-witted; and On the dark side...Selfish and quick-tempered, Impulsive and impatient, Foolhardy and daredevil.



*Where do you wish you were right now?

In bed with Ruf.




*Who did you copy this from?

That Bitch Fille :)





*How do you know them?

Her blog was the second one I read after Fussy Bitch and our situations are quite similar so we just got chatting.





*Would you have sex with them?

Look, I know she's desperate to have me, gagging for it even but she'll just have to wait her turn... LMAO









So now I shall pass the tag to Anonymous Boxer