Friday, 11 April 2008

Isabella's Sex Meme

This is Isabella's Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.
2. You must answer every question! If you don't have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night

Well, preferably, morning, noon and night actually. Although I have to admit to being particularly randy first thing in the morning when it's all warm and snugly and you know you don't have to get up for a while.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye

Ooooh, Sade. Your Love is King, Smooth Operator, And I Miss You... all great when it's getting passionate, up close and personal. That was one of the things Ruf and I agreed on before we ever got within spitting distance of a sofa. But then he was given a box set of Motown Classics and so it's definitely Marvin, et al, to get you in the mood when the initial seduction is taking place.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?

When you're involved in a long-distance relationship, it's gotta be both! From the very early days, we used to exchange intimate pictures and videos. Sometimes it was the only way to achieve some form of satisfaction during a time when the lust was just so pent up and frustrating. I can remember when Ruf went abroad for a seminar. It transpired that he was sharing a room with a very senior member of staff and I sent him a phone video where I was using a piece of equipment for a very innovative purpose. 10 seconds of total self-pleasure, complete with the accompanying appreciative noises. The poor man had to go and find somewhere private to wank in peace!

He is responsible for all the pictures that appear on my blog and loves to be behind the camera - be it for stills or videos. And it's always fun watching your own home-made porn movie. He has been warned that if I ever see them on YouTube, there is going to be big trouble.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?

Give me George Clooney every time. Ruf is a combination of George and Russell Crowe. Mind you, I guess that certain irascible charm is prevalent in both Russell Crowe and Dr House so I certainly wouldn't turn him down.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?

Why do you keep making me have to choose? Surely, there's definitely a case for both here too! There's more than one hole for goodness sake! And, obviously, I'd have to have my tulip on as well. I am the consummate gadget princess :)

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?

How about Lights Low? So we can see what we're getting to grips with rather than the two extremes of fumbling about in the dark or, in Ruf's case, suffering from snow blindness with the fluorescent light reflecting off my luminous white skin!

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?

Being quite a posh bird, I've discovered that men find it quite irresistible if you say cunt...

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?

Ruf knows all about power generation. If he spanks me with his hand just for the fun of it, the pain is excruciating. When we first got the paddles, I hated them. I just don't like being put over his knee and spanked cold. However, recently, I have discovered that if he talks to me about what he is going to do and then allows me to use my tulip, he can hit me with the paddle as hard as he likes and as often as he likes and it only adds to my state of arousal and eventual orgasm. If he penetrates me at the same time, I am beside myself. I have even been heard muttering about canes recently... I have soooo been corrupted by BlogLand!

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?

Well, I've never had either but I certainly have fantasies about both. I shall peruse these subjects in a literary manner over the coming weeks and let you have the answer as to which I preferred when I'm done.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?

Hmmm. I've led a sheltered life in terms of porn. I had to look up Peter North. The only reason I knew of Ron Jeremy was because in a film about Annabelle Chong, he was the guy who could give her 3 on 1 sex so she had one cock in one hole and two in another. He said he'd made a fortune out of having a long, thin dick as I recall. Probably the answer is neither! Peter North certainly looks prettier in his publicity shots but I think I'd rather see pictures of them both in their prime before making a fair assessment... but do you mean appearance or performance?

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?

Cock. Dick is too reminiscent of dickhead.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?

Never heard of Jenna Jameson either. Linda Lovelace gave us the concept of Deepthroat. Perhaps she should get my vote just in gratitude. From her website, Jenna is very pretty but then she has the aid of airbrushing and probably silicon. So, yes Linda.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?

I liked the latex-free bondage tape we got from LoveHoney. Rope tends to burn and leave more marks and requires a working knowledge of knots for some of the more complicated restraining combinations.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?

It depends on how I'm feeling. Personally, I think the former is probably the most intimate thing you can do for a guy and you have to be pretty close, both mentally and physically, to even consider wanting to do it. However, it's all about how it makes him feel too and can be incredibly erotic. But, at the end of the day, I'm a bit of an arse whore I guess and, as Ruf repeatedly tells me, it's my job to receive, so I would choose the latter.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?

Now this one gets me thinking. I'm not really much of a dancer and I'm not sure I have the flexibility required for the pole but I do like taking my clothes off. And the idea of having someone pay me for sex is somehow intrinsically abhorrent to me because I like to think that I do my best work for love.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?

Well, definitely a B/B/G with me in the middle. But I will consider a B/G/G to please Ruf if I can find a woman that I felt that way about.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?

Tingling... unless the flavoured actually tastes better than some of the synthetic stuff which makes me go 'phut, phut, phut' in disgust.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?

Depends on the circumstances again. I love to swallow Ruf's spunk. It tastes nice because he is a vegan and drinks lots of pineapple juice prior to my visits. But I also like to be the Milky Princess sometimes. Perhaps the best option is to let him shoot it onto me and then suck out the remnants. He seems to enjoy that best...

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?

I definitely enjoy the whole voyeur aspect of having strangers watch and part of me likes the idea of sex with a stranger too. But the problem with the latter is all the practicalities. In my fantasies, it works fine but for real life, I think I'd need an awful lot of brandy to override all my natural caution. So I'd rather let people I didn't know watch me do my best work with a man I adore. Safe from the nastiness of the risks of reality.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew's Cross?

Jeez, Isa, I'm Welsh!!!! Of course it has to be to the bed. Or any other piece of furniture that comes to hand.

People I'm going to tag: Akrazael, BendyGirl and Marianne


Marcelle Manhattan said...

Isabella did another meme? That woman is brilliant! Yeah, no St. Andrew cross for us Welsh gals, I guess. And Jenna Jameson is an American pornstar who's famous for being in the mold of mainstream Hollywood. In other words, yes: very airbrushed. :)

Walker said...

I don;t know, tied upside down on a cross could be fun.
Interesting to see which head the blood would rush to the fastest. LOL

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL, sorry I guess I should google what a "real" St. Andrew's Cross is.. I only know the BDSM one.. should probably google St. Andrew, while I'm at it. ;) Great answers -- thanks for doing my meme!!

Anonymous said...

Done mine... yikes, these were hard questions. I like your vibrator vs. dildo answer... why choose one when you can have all three. :)

EmmaK said...

For most of these questions I would answer both. I mean flavored oil is good but so is tingly. But I didn't understand the bit about the St Andrews Cross, that's a flag isn't it?

having my cake said...

Marcelle - I couldnt think of the Welsh equivalent. Somehow being tied to a leek, a daffodil or a dragon just seemed rather strange :) Ive just looked up St David's cross and it appears to be a gold cross on a black background. Well, I never knew that and Im not sure it appears in the Union Jack either!

Walker - My first thought was upside down too but Im not sure that's correct. St Andrew's cross or the saltire is a cross shaped like an X. The upside down cross seems to signify satanism according to google but Im sure one of the saints was crucified on one. Anyone care to shed any light on this subject?

Isa - You're welcome. It's always fun to do your memes... and even better when you've actually been tagged and not had to steal it mwahahahaha

Marianne - A woman after my own heart and I enjoyed reading your answers too x

Emma - it's to do with the crosses that actually make up the flag of the UK - the Union Jack. St George's red + on a white background for England, St Patrick's red X on a white background and St Andrew's white cross on a blue back ground for Scotland. As I said earlier, there does appear to be a flag for St David but this doesnt seem to have been incorporated with its black and gold colour scheme.

Vi said...

*waving madly*


Sorry I haven't been around for awhile, been absolutely hectic. Hopefully I can catch up properly soon!


Lady in red said...

very good answers ......well I would say that as they mirror mine to a degree oh and a belated happy birthday I did mention you on birthday post last week

Akrazael said...

Did mine, thanks! Really lifted my mood; had a hard time choosing one over the other though...

Kali said...

Oh I am so snatching this! Thank you!