Thursday, 17 July 2008

HNT - Rear

I love wandering around Ruf's flat naked.

I have to be careful that no one is in the garden since it is on the ground floor, but it is such a warm, cosy place that my natural instincts are to be unshod and unclothed.

Perched on the edge of his computer chair, perusing the internet with a square of chocolate in one hand and a mug of tea in the other, he suddenly shouted 'Stop!' and proceeded to take the picture.


I have had such a love/hate relationship with my bottom over the last 30 years that to be able to expose it for the past few months has been something of a cathartic experience. That's not to say that I never received compliments on my pert derriere as a young woman. Several men were extremely effusive in their appreciation of it in tight jeans. But I always thought it stuck out too far and was, therefore, too big for my frame.

Of course it was my first crush who really caused the damage. Having adored him for five years, he started going steady with the proverbial beanpole. Straight up and down with no tits or bum at all. A few months later he made some throw-away comment about me 'having a huge arse'.

And the damage was done.


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48 comments:

Jason said...

HHNT from the rear! ;-)

not2shy said...

It's all part of the curves of your back and waist and hips. Looks just perfect to me.

Curvaceous Dee said...

I can see why Ruf thought it was a great shot - it is. Your arse is gorgeous, as is the rest of you!

xx Dee

Mike said...

A very Happy rear HNT ideedy, lovely cute bum you have there, but the picture is oh so too small to fully see it in its wonderful curve details hehe
HHNT

Anonymous said...

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Duke Orsino said...

I think it's fairly clear who the "huge arse" was in that particular tale ...

having my cake said...

Jason/Shy/Dee - Thank you

Mike - I take them on my phonecam and cut out all the peripheral stuff. For some reason, there is a loss of size when transferring from that host to my blog.

Anon - Not me Im afraid. But I'll let you leave the ad up, you sweet talker you x

Your Grace - Ever the gallant knight x

Mike said...

Oh thats such a shame, but its still a lovely picture and a lovely cute bum ;)

Ms. Lily said...

Great arse! Some men are just idiots and don't realize the effect their little comments have.
HHNT!
Lily

Magnus said...

Mmmmm... gorgeous is what it is!

*shrug* Some people prefer beanpoles. Their loss = our gain.

fairyflutters said...

I don't get the beanpole attraction at all. Very nice bum you have there. Have no shame! ;)

unbridledesires said...

Tat first crush needs to be found and shot for such a comment.

Mariposa said...

You are so so sexy!

HHNT!

Mariposa's HNT

Lilly said...

I'm afraid that jerk didn't know his elbow from his arsehole ;)

Curves are where its at. What man would want to date a women who resembles a little boy? You look beautiful!

The Troll said...

Very nice pic. Classic look.

Span King said...

Very nice. Thanks for sharing.

Baby said...

Such a great feminine shape :) As well as wonderful photo! HHNT!!!!!

Osbasso said...

Wow! There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with that pose! You are so cute!

Paul B said...

You have a beautiful derrière! Don't let anyone tell you differently...HHNT!

Fat Controller said...

You are just so beautiful, and that pose shows your gorgeous curves to their full advantage. Ruf is a lucky guy. Isn't it liberating to be able to walk around the place stark naked?

Wow, that was awkward said...

The only big ass I see in this story is your first crush.

bsoholic said...

It is a great shot of quite a lovely rear! First crush guy was not so bright IMO.

Happy HNT :)

blue said...

a pox on that man...your ass is in great shape. tho i understand about pics...I hate them-- so HHNT is good therapy even if I haven't done but one truly provocative one...hmmm...perhaps I hsould take your lead and do something racier next week.grin.

Vixen said...

Wow....those curves are just delicious.

happyHNT

Helga Hansen said...

Now that could not possibly be called a bum shot... although it is a rather delicious derriere!!

Can totally sympathise with the throw-away comment... Husband did exactly the same, and I have never felt comfortable about it since!

Southern Sage said...

I think there is a way to adjust the size if you want without much doings.

Love the pic, a very sexy view of you!

excellent

Easily Aroused said...

If you'll excuse the pun, what an arse your ex was.

Yours, by the way, is sublime...


~EA

Gorilla Bananas said...

Your arse is a little too small for my liking. All the same, I'd be worried that Ruf loves your bottom more than you.

Trixie said...

FANTASTIC photo! I thought it was a painting till you said it was you! You've got a GREAT bum!

Polar said...

I have to Concur with the DUKE and others...
on a scale of 1-5, I'll give you a 92!!!!
Absolutely Spectacular

justme said...

Is a beautiful bottom sweetie......and so nice that you are feeling confident enough to show it off!
xx

Lapis Ruber said...

At least you have found someone who appreciates real feminine beauty. Like everybody else I would love to have seen a bigger picture. Happy HNT.

d2b said...

You got a perfect ass, if you ask me! Bad that the picture is so small, even when clicking it!

Happy HNT ;)

Ro said...

It's amazing how powerful words can be. Throwaway comments, immediately forgotten by the person who makes them, can have a devastating effect.

So let me join everyone else in assuring you: there is nothing at all wrong with that view - au contraire! I can totally understand why yer man just had to take that shot.

And have a very happy what's-left-of-HNT :)

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

What an ignorant boy, that was. Your arse is downright lovely. I'm liking the "caught in the act" pose too. :)

Globus said...

looks fine to globus. all this and a positive posterior too, impressive. ass posts will always hook in an audience.

having my cake said...

Thank you to everyone who commented x

Im feeling quite elated by all the positivity.

I shall endeavour to enlarge the image for your future enjoyment.

Nicey said...

Bring it on babes, nice to see a curvy girl ;)

Can Bass 1 said...

Have you ever worn a cassock?

Jackie Adshead said...

Take it from me - you've got a lovely arse, and I think this is a gorgeous photo - very sexy!

Mr. Nighttime said...

My god, that is a magnificent behind you have. Rubens would have made you his muse....

marianne said...

Absolutely gorgeous... your arse and everything else.

Tom Allen said...

Dang! How did I miss this the other day?

It's very round and smooth ;-)

Cormac Mac Art said...

From what I can see, all of you is gorgeous!

An Artist Exposed said...

You look absolutely gorgeous - especially your arse - I wonder that the rest of your body isn't completely jealous of it. the people have spoken - lets see more and more of it!

Sheen V said...

I *love* your bottom!!

Percy said...

I bet that bum of yours looks real nice in a pair of jeans... it looks real nice 'nekked'
;)

Rogue said...

Oh, shush. You are delicious, absolutely delicious. Your sexy head of hair, your lovely back, your tender thighs, and yes, that exquisite, round, womanly, spankable, kissable, fuckable ass of yours is a delight to behold.

Meow.