Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Play with Gigi and Iris

I was going to post some soul-searching thesis on a dark subject that has resulted from my counselling sessions but, you know what? It's hot, the sun is shining, my children are being very well behaved and their father is away this week. Ok, so I'm making pocket money the reward for keeping their rooms tidy and helping me with washing up and dishwasher chores but, who cares if it actually works when someone else isn't undermining the whole affair.

As a result, I'm in a very contented frame of mind, which has so many beneficial side effects on my general wellbeing.

The combination of Iris and Gigi has become my favourite form of solo relaxation, especially when I'm feeling particularly horny.

Although I know I am now Menopausal, my hormones must be having a well-balanced time because my libido is rampant again with inventive thoughts of sex with Ruf and ideas for future blog fantasies running through my head at the most inopportune moments.

And today was one of those wonderful days where I don't have to go to work. I wake up, hot and horny, and luxuriate in the realisation that I don't have to get up yet. But I am not alone in the house so, whilst I can let my imagination run riot, I can only enjoy the resulting moistness between my legs without being able to do anything about it.

Later, when the chores are done and everyone has gone out, the day really does become my own. I have a definite time frame in which to relax and enjoy the hour on my own.

Quality time.

Lying on my back on my bed with an Xcite book to aid the process, I lubed up my clit with some of Durex Play's Feel (review to follow) and set to work with my Gigi.

The only problem with reading at the same time is that you start to run out of hands. Well you do if you're Joanna Cake who is determined to have her cake and eat it too in every area of her life! So, after a chapter, I was sufficiently in the mood to discard the book and get to grips with Iris. She has a slightly faster and heavier mode than Gigi's top programme and brings me up to the point where I want penetration.

Swapping them over again, I decreased Iris's vibrations to minimum and increased Gigi's to maximum. Placing Gigi on my clit and waiting for the optimum moment, I held Iris ready at the extreme entrance to my pussy, applying just the slightest of pressure on the closed muscles there.

The moment there is contact, I can feel the excitement start to build within my vagina. It is the most exquisite sensation as the muscles of the opening begin to quiver with anticipation and as I gradually introduce forward trajectory, the muscles of the internal walls start to contract around the incoming silicon shaft.

Becoming aware of the fluttering heat at my very core as the orgasm starts to build, sending tingles down my legs, pulling in all the muscles of the pelvic floor and sucking everything in tighter and tighter until that moment where both brain and pussy implode to permit a small puddle of appreciation to expel itself from the cunt, accompanied by an unstoppable verbal acknowledgement.

What better way to spend the hottest day of the year so far with the added frisson of anticipation that a visit to Ruf at the weekend brings...?


Uncle Norman said...


I dont know about the weather being hot but that review was. I need a cold shower!

Have just been catching up on your posts, hope you are OK.


Gorilla Bananas said...

So you're squirting regularly now? It seems you've come a long way since you admitted being jealous of the woman in the clip I sent you.

Joanna Cake said...

Uncle N - You've been away far too long but I hope I gave you something nice to come back to :)

Mr B - Not squirting exactly, more leaking determinedly :) I hope you're not trying to claim all the credit :P

Jimmy Bastard said...

You've lost me! I cannae see the connection between these photies of new fangled telephone handsets and the attached post.

I've written a letter to my divine spiritual leader 'Herr Pope', hopefully he can explain what it is that I cannae quite comprehend.

Monik said...

i think i would play now with gigi and iris. Give me those two!!!!!

phallatio said...

Oh, I am totally with you. Right about now, I am hornier than a classroom of teenage boys!

Scarlet-Blue said...

It's definitely the weather...!

TROLL Y2K said...

Are those brand-names or pet-names?

The Porn Librarian said...

Now I just need a Gigi... I do love the Lily though!