tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64933862300538182602009-11-25T13:25:16.178ZFrom Vanilla to Tutti Frutti - the Revelations of 40 Confused YearsJoanna Cakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976havingmycake@gmail.comBlogger636125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6493386230053818260.post-47647702528124789932009-11-24T10:47:00.000Z2009-11-24T10:47:00.579Z

Chris and Jessica, married for 27 years... In a tiny pine bed overloaded with dogs, cats and old resentments, Chris lamented how his wife goes up to the loft every night with a bag of glass beads to make jewellery.After a logjam of heated accusations, Chris finally asked her why she couldn't sit next to him and do it 'on a tray'.'I miss you,' he said, simply.'Why didn't you tell me?' she asked,

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I found this recently and was reminded.I'm still not sure who I am more angry with.My then husband for not making the effort to help find a babysitter so that I could also go to Wembley or Michael Hutchence for making it impossible for that decision ever to be rectified.On the twelfth anniversary of his death, RIP Michael.

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. Did you miss Pleasurists #53? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #55? Submit it here before Sunday November 22nd at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed. Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter. Jimmyjane Massage Candle

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In my search for a replacement for the glass dildo that broke into two pieces when I dropped it in the sink, I was sent the Zodiac by the lovely Chris at Bondara.It's a glass dildo that doubles as a vibrator because it has a vibrating bullet that you insert into a small socket at the base. This means that you can use it with or without vibration.As I knelt on the bed, my torso supported by lots

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Welcome to the first edition of e[lust]! Below is your source for inspirations of lust and sexual intelligence from a wide range of sex bloggers. Want to be included in the next edition? Submission period opens for e[lust] # 2 on November 20th – subscribe to the RSS feed and Twitter for all updates! Check out the submission guidelines and rules of general conduct here. This week’s top three picks

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After a hard work-out, there is nothing more rewarding than a proper relaxation period. Allowing yourself time to just lie flat and empty your mind. To enjoy the effects of your labours as you focus on your breathing and say 'Not Now, I Deserve This' to any thoughts that try to interrupt your concentration.And so much better knowing that, on the other side of the wall and very much squashed

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I lay there, trapped. Naked underneath you in the scrambled bed.Only moments before, there had been mutual passion. Now, there was only fear and pain.The leglock would dislocate my hip if I tried to move it and had already tweaked something badly enough to continue to hurt.I'd asked you to stop but you just kept going.Trapping my head and my arm within the ring of one of your arms and pressing

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Star Trek: VOY episode"Favorite Son"

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The nice people at Xcite Books sent me a copy of this great new tome of short stories edited by Emily Dubberley. The writers donated their stories for free and a percentage of the cover price is being passed on to MacMillan Cancer Care.Ultimate Decadence is an anthology of 30 erotic stories on the theme of decadence from best-selling authors including Karen Krizanovich, Suzanne Portnoy, Maxim

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'...I understand that a lot of people find the sight of two grown men kissing in public really creepy...' Nick Griffin, BNP, on Question Time, October 2009In our politically correct society, it is not something that people necessarily admit to, even though that might be how many of them feel.Teenagers today are far more accepting of differing sexual preferences and orientations. In their

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I have spent the last four years driving up and down Britain's motorways in search of sexual satisfaction.But the network itself has been around for far longer of course. On 2 November, the M1 celebrated the 50th anniversary of the completion of its first section.Whilst it was quite illuminating visiting Britain's first service station and the source of the proverbial North/South divide at

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The list is up over at Between My SheetsWith thanks to anyone who nominated or voted for me x

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I finally got around to catching up on the back issues of Saturday's The Times and the week of 17 October was a very rich vein of blog content.This column certainly deserves some additional exposure:Hannah Betts's Things you only know if you're single…that “I love you” may mean: I want to love you; I love this; do that again; don’t leave; I feel I should love you; I love ****ing you; my previous

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In an era where a large percentage of children in the UK believe that Adolph Hitler is a striker for the German national football team, where people who purport to be politicians deny the existence of the Holocaust, Remembrance Sunday has become such an incredibly important event.The televised sight of the Queen and the Royal Family, followed by the leading Members of Parliament laying their

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"I'm worried about Kitty. I'm worried about you and Kitty."I didn't see this at first but, Robert, when she talks about you now... She's a little detached, a little clinical.""Well, she's coping...""Or she's pulling away. Ive seen her do it. Right before she left for New York, she and my mother used to have these terrible knock down fights. They couldn't be in the same room together. And then

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Of course you don't get the full effect without the leather trousers, the boots and the fabulous soft leather full length coat, but such is life and my self-timer just couldn't seem to get all of me in... so here's the leather basque.For non-mousers, click here

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Mr Vanilla Edge wrote a post last week that got me thinking.He ended with this:Some people enjoy the subjugation aspect of BDSM play. I’ve read of women getting so wet that they actually drip their lubrication when they think about past or upcoming scenes. I’ve read about men who go weak in the knees when thinking about being forced to serve under cruel, dominating women. Some men — and some

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http://www.jorymon.com/images/2009/june/startrekcake_1.jpg

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'...I understand that a lot of people find the sight of two grown men kissing in public really creepy...'Nick Griffin, BNP, on Question Time October 2009This was the statement that confirmed for me why Nick Griffin has been getting so many votes.Even though his policies are indefensible to most educated people, he actually voices thoughts that many repress for fear of not being politically

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I have only just begun to discover exactly how many different types of orgasm can be achieved in a relationship where there is such a huge level of respect, love and enthusiasm.Clitoral, vaginal, Gspot... all in varying degrees and forms of intensity and connection. And, with my impending Menopause, I have learned to appreciate all of them so much more deeply, because they are so much harder to

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This was not my original Hallowe'en picture choice but, when I saw that pumpkin, I just knew what had to be achieved.Thanks to my camera's self-timer, a very dextrous Ruf and Photobucket to filter out the extraneous distractions, this year's Hallowe'en HNT was sorted in a few minutes.I'm not an enthusiastic trick or treater because I don't really enjoy candy, but I do like dressing up for the

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Just to remind you, October is Cancer Awareness Month.As part of the rebuilding of Joanna Cake, I decided to get my physical health checked up, as well as continuing to work on my mental attitude with the Counsellor.I booked my cervical smear. It is three years since my last one and, in that time, Ruf's semen has been spurted against my cervix on many occasions. According to Wikipaedia, a human

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