I was late for the party.
Half-dressed, I realised that I had left my stockings in a carrier bag downstairs.
As I stood in the hallway, intent on retrieving them from the glory hole under the stairs and getting back on schedule, I noticed my daughter making frantic hand signals.
It was only when she rushed forward and pulled the door to the lounge closed that I saw him.Red-cheeked and open-mouthed, my son's twelve-year-old chum sat gawping on the sofa just inside the doorway. I had seen him leave an hour before but not heard him return whilst I was in the shower.
I have no idea what he thought in those few moments as his eyes worked their way down the body of his friend's mother whilst she rummaged in a cupboard wearing only her pearls, a skimpy top and an itsy bitsy black lace thong.
Probably scarred for life!
... Although he has never since turned down an invitation to tea...
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Lucky little bugger is all I got to say LMAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLucky little kiddo indeed! That is a funny story though, lol. I doubt he was scarred for life. ;) Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteI bet this is one of those moments he will remember for the rest of his life! And in a very good way!
ReplyDeleteI think that makes you a MILF in his eyes.
Cate xxx
Oh I bet you gave him some wank fodder for a very long time! lol
ReplyDeletegiggle*giggle
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he was luv'n the view much more than ya realize ; ) Cute*funny story! Happy Sexy HNT to U ; )
Sounds like you've made a new friend...
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Grrherhahahhahahahahaha! Great story and lovely pic. HHNT.
ReplyDeleteVOTE TROLL!
LOLOL... That's a cute story... He is probably in love with you right now...
ReplyDeleteHHNT!
I like a woman who does her bit to educate the next generation. I think you should offer him a holiday job as your valet. He could fetch your bath robe for you and stuff like that.
ReplyDeletemmm To be young again...and yes, hes ONE VERY LUCKY BUGGER! I bet hes wanking it to the thought of your perfect bum right now...mmm
ReplyDeleteBut where is THAT picture?! ;)
ReplyDeleteLovely. HappyHNT
He may not appreciate it now, but he will remember this encounter quite fondly later on!
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ReplyDeleteNice blog here
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I'm quite sure it was the most exciting thing he's ever seen! BG
ReplyDeleteLMAO! What a cute story... I'm often sloping about the house with a skinny T-shirt and jogging bottoms - no bra in sight. I have no idea what Son's mates think about that! :D
ReplyDeleteHHNT!
Err... thought this was going to be a different type of pearl necklace. ;) Lovely, all the same!
ReplyDeleteOh how I used to hope and pray that would happen to me!
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding . . . I still do!
You've made a young boy very happy - there's no way your life could be deemed to be wasted now ;^)
ReplyDeleteMind you, I'd like to think that he's too young at 12 to know what a MILF is. Hey, let me keep some innocence!
Happy HNT!
Scarred? I doubt that very much. I'd wager he'll be resolutely heterosexual for the rest of his life, though...
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I honestly think that that kind of situation should be de rigeur for teenage boys :)
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, it could have been worse, at least you were elegantly undressed.
At that age I dreamed of having encounters like his. Oh course, if he tells your son about it he might get a black eye.
ReplyDeletehow can a pearl necklace be beat
ReplyDeletevery pretty
don't fret the boy, you have fueled his every fantasy until he is 25, at least.
Cake, you gave him something to look forward to later on. He'll now know what to look for in his future girlfriends. Beauty, confidence and thongs!
ReplyDeleteHHNT!
ReplyDeleteYou made his day. He will be wanking till it hurts,
hehehe
HHNT!
ha ha, I'm sure the image of you has fuelled many a self-pleasuring session.
ReplyDeleteA moment to remember it is!
ReplyDeleteHHNT!
*chuckle* You just know he's still going to be jacking off to that when he's 30, don't you!
ReplyDeleteHHNT, xx Dee
Hahaha, he probably have this memory for the rest of his life, and many dreams. Thanks for sharing this story, it gave me a smile ;)Happy belated HNT!
ReplyDeletehappy belated hnt and i think that's awesome about you liking squeeze.. i still like 'em... and yeah up the junction was a great one
ReplyDeleteyummy words and photos
and in regards to this particualr post by the way LMFAO i don't think he will be scarred... something similar ALMOST happened to me once as a kid... lol
ReplyDelete25? 30? A lifetime? That poor boy will be getting a woody every time he sees pearls! Nummmmmmy!
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