I thought I was not a regular squirter.
But, with this additional highlight, we can both see.
It has sprayed everywhere.
The raspberry rippled puddle on the failed protection of the towel,
A splatter pattern on the surrounding sheet,
Both pairs of hands and the tulip, stained red and tacky.
Crimson finger-printed contusions on my thighs and butt cheeks.
Our matching go-faster stripes from belly to groin.
Pubic hair sticky and matted.
The scene of an axe murder.
CSI would be having a field day.
And this is what defines us.
Where perhaps, in other circumstances, we might wait until another day.
Needs must...
Youve just me right off my subway 6 inch BLT : (
ReplyDeleteLOL... Sorry :)
ReplyDeletesounds good to me!
ReplyDeletelol@ csi!
How many times we've said, "Maybe we should wait for another day," but then decided not to. Usually worth it.
ReplyDeleteA red towel is a wonderful thing...
ReplyDeleteRaspberry ripple colour? My experience of squirting is it has been more clear like. And no, it wasn't urine.
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd get the hang of it, Mrs Cake, but I'm a bit worried about the crimson colour. What's that all about?
ReplyDeleteSage - If I can't invoke Star Trek, then I'll try for CSI :)
ReplyDeleteRiff - It's not something I would do from choice, but certainly I was not disappointed
Helga - I wonder if Santa can be persuaded to give me one for Xmas :)
Brian/Mr Bananas - Errrr... do I really need to explain the vagaries and uncertainties of a woman's cycle...?
Well, at least you are not pregnant then..... xx
ReplyDeleteGood to know that you can just forge ahead!
ReplyDeleteI like what you did with Monday's post, but this one freaked me out a bit.
ReplyDeleteJustme - Positive thinking :)
ReplyDeleteOsbasso - Like I said, needs must... :P
NYD - Sorry :) But isnt that the whole thing about blogging. Sweetness and light the whole time would be rather dull.
Like liquidising strawberries . . .
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Sometimes needs must.....
ReplyDeleteOh, and by the way - do you remember the conversation about "Sex and the City"? Well, I've done them....... :)
Let me know what you think
Good for both of you. I absolutely hate that some people, of both genders, find parts of a woman's cycle to be offputting, even disgusting. And besides, the colour sounds very pretty. :)
ReplyDelete*smile* And here I thought you were getting all set to call in Dexter....
ReplyDeleteMore power to you, darlin'!
Pleasure does get a little messy at times and that's why they invented washing machines lol
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