Sunday, 2 September 2007

Tagged - Questions from the Past/Future

That Bitch Fille tagged me. LMAO. Thank you. It takes my mind off other matters.

*What side of the heart do you draw first?

Left - doesn't everyone?

*Can you dive without plugging your nose?

Nope, it was a source of great amusement to my family throughout my childhood but at least I can dive. Used to swim for the school and it was such a pain trying to synch my nose pinch with the whistle. I hate jumping in feet first and have always refused to.

*What color is your phone?

Silver and black brick. I hate it. 18 month contract expires in a couple of months tho so next month I shall be in the shop trying to find a nicer one.

*Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?

The more I think about this, the more I realise that I wouldn't like to be tied to anyone for that length of time. I like to poop in private. Oh, alright, I suppose if I absolutely have to answer, it would be Brad Pitt in that cute little leather number he wore for Troy.

*Where are you right now?

At the computer trying not to feel sick.

*How do you feel about carrots?

Not a very satisfactory dildo. I far prefer a good cucumber. Oh, you didn't mean...

*How many chairs at the dining room table? 6

*Who is the best Spice Girl?

I've always liked Posh. She's a good Essex gel like me.

*Do you know what time it is?

Just before 3pm

*What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?

Remain calm for a while and then..... PANIC!!!!!!

*What's your favourite kind of gum?

Yuk, nasty stuff. But if I absolutely have to Wrigleys Spearmint.

*T or F: All is fair in love and war?

False. There are always codes and standards of behaviour that need to be adhered to.

*Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to?

I'm very anal about words. If I don't know the meaning or someone questions my use of it, I have to look it up and then I will use it ad nauseum...

*Do you like to sleep?

Mmmmmmm, especially with Ruf.

*Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?

Don't be ridiculous, I'm from the UK. We have British Summertime or the other one - Greenwich Mean?

*Do you know the song Sugar We're Goin' Down?

Yes, yes, yes. It was actually one of my favourites for a while. Fall Out Boy.

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

*Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?

I'm not sure I even know what one looks like. Yellow is not my fave colour. Id far prefer a nice black BMW Z3 or Audi TT.

*What's something you've always wanted?

A sports car.... or a man who knows how to love me without being told.

*Do you wear a lot of black?

When I'm dressing up to go out, yes. It's the only colour that goes with white.

*Describe your hair.

Bobbed. Very short at the nape of the neck and longer at the front. Brown with blonde highlights so the overall impression is blondish. I arrive at Ruf's looking pristine, within minutes he's turned it into a tangled jbf (just been fucked) mess.

*Are you an adult?

Well I thought I was until this week where I seem to have been caught out like the most immature teenager.

*Who is/are your best friends?

They know who they are.

*Do you have a tan?

I wish! I'm so white I've given up trying, I only go red and peel so I'm fostering that Nicole Kidman transparent look and wearing factor 60 sunblock.

*Are you a television addict?

Used to be before I discovered blogging. Anything Star Trek or Stephen Bochco, the original CSI and Boston Legal I still make time for.

*Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?

Not really. Sometimes I feel like I'm her mother.

*Are you a sugar freak?

Nope. Can go without chocolate, cakes and sweets for months or years. Despite my name, I'm more of a savoury snacker :) My weakness is potato salad and sausage rolls, steak and kidney pudding or roast lamb with roast potatoes and gravy. Mmmmmm.

*What is your favorite movie?

Always loved the Sound of Music and there are several other films that if they're on, have to be watched even though I know them word for word - The Terminator, The Long Good Friday, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Jaws, Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan.

*What's your sign?

Like Fille, I'm an Aries. Adventurous and energetic, Pioneering and courageous, Enthusiastic and confident, Dynamic and quick-witted; and On the dark side...Selfish and quick-tempered, Impulsive and impatient, Foolhardy and daredevil.

*Where do you wish you were right now?

In bed with Ruf.

*Who did you copy this from?

That Bitch Fille :)

*How do you know them?

Her blog was the second one I read after Fussy Bitch and our situations are quite similar so we just got chatting.

*Would you have sex with them?

Look, I know she's desperate to have me, gagging for it even but she'll just have to wait her turn... LMAO

So now I shall pass the tag to Anonymous Boxer


Anonymous Boxer said...

ooh, now I get to call you That Bitch!

Bitch :-)

Muffy St Jacques said...

I'm going for that 'English Rose' look too with my tanless skin, but it's coming along more 'yellow fever'.

la fille mariƩe said...

Ha! You said you were going to call me "That Bitch Fille", but you didn't say you were going to do it repeatedly.

Nevertheless, I am still indeed gagging for it. Come on baby. You know I want it. You know you want it too. :)